The mans prayer........

Lord, before I lay down to sleep today, I pray for a woman who's partially gay.

One who's pretty, sexy and bright, one who's fanny is small and tight.

Oh! send me a woman who goes like a train, who swallows your load and wants it again!

And as she prays with this in mind.

She'd ask me to take her from behind!

And when I was done, I'd climb off and thank her.

Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker!

Amen!

Pug says: Hmmm... I think that say's it all.