I had a dream... You've got mail

Pugs:

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly-sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand. this not knowing has its charms.

A couple of weeks later

pugs:

You're crazy about him--

michele:

Yes. I am

pugs:

Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?

A long beat.

michele:

I don't actually know him.

pugs:

Really.

michele:

We only know each other--oh, God, you're not going to believe this--

pugs:

Let me guess. From the Internet.

michele:

Yes.

pugs:

"You have mail"

michele:

Yes.

pugs:

Very powerful words

michele:

yes.

pugs says: Hey! this only happens in the movies....

the drink and big-al's pot didn't mix well last night... come on!

Mind you I wont tell you how it finished... that's censored.. lol