Forgive me father, mother, whatever, for I have not been active!
Pug says: “I feel really bad about this, erm.. father, mother, whatever. It has been 9 days since my last blog.I know that people like michele, four dinners, Cind etc. etc. have worked really hard to make this blog thing work for me, leaving comments en'all and I’ve not been blogging for ages. I’m really sorry.”
Plus, "I had an affair with a woman, almost.."
The priest says: "What do you mean, almost?"Pug says: "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest says: "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. Now say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."
Pugs leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
Pugs replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in" as he walked away with a grin on his face!
posted by Pugs @ 09:20:00
9 comments
9 Comments:
Welcome back *hugs*...
And I allmost ggave you a pint of beer BUT you were too busy with the other woman..
Like it!!
Last time Caz got me into her church I borrowed a £1 coin from the collection plate as it went around. "But I need change for the car park!" I cried as Caz hit me around the head. Women are so unreasonable.
Great one my friend.
Glad you're back and
you're having an affair too.
Cheers!
Pugs, I think ya telling porky pies! My theory is ya was too busy drinkin beer down at the local boozer!
and if ya have got a woman, you need one of these hahahaha
http://zzsimonb.blogspot.com/2006/11/ultimate-christmas-present.html
zzsimonb
peety-thanks!
Big *Hugs*
four d's-glad you liked it, as for the women! yeah! so unreasonable. Ha!Ha!Ha!
Cheers!
michele-Nah! I ain't havin an affair really, there's only one person in my life and I think you know who that is! *wink wink*
Cheers my friend!
gentleman-hobbs-apology accepted! there's not enough hours in a day lately.
Cheers!
zzsimonb-Oh! if only life could be run on remote control, things would get done much quicker.. LOL
Cheers!
Bwahahaha.... I heard this one before, but don't remember jokes, so it was funny all over again. :P
oh damn....if rubbin is the same as puttin in... lol that increases the number of women ive slept with 5 fold i guess :D
Good one Pugs, I'll put that to my fella next time I just want a cuddle!
Oh and on the lack of blogging, just remember less is more ;-}
That was so funny. Besides it wouldn't be a poor box anymore, and you would brobably be a poor pugs.
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