Fairyland is pretty Fucked Up

This is a text I recently received from Goofy

GOOFY SAYS:
Snow White has Aids, The Three Little Pigs are in jail for sex offences. Red Riding Hood is pregnant with Wolf’s baby. Goldilocks is a lesbian. Richard Carkett smuggles drugs and Jane is beating the shit out of Barbie because Ken is gay and he gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Cinderella are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for wild group sex! So, fairyland is pretty FUCKED UP….

How are things there with you lot….??

Pugs says: Pretty much the same here really.