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Crinkley Bottom Extra: A Perfect Relationship

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

A Perfect Relationship

Pugs Challenges you to a Monkey Kick Off!


FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
  • 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

  • 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

  • 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

  • 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

  • 5. It's very, very important that these four bitches dont know each other.



Pug says: hmmm... I should be so lucky!
Perhaps in my dreams.
Oh! by the way that ain't my wording, it's a text that my old mate Keith sent me.

13 Comments:

At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Michele said...

Allright that's funny,you
have been redeemed blaming
it on keith.lol

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Jim said...

u r fucked PUGS
i alerted the Muslims


God save your ass now

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Margaret said...

Ahhh, my inspirations all rolled into one! You can be that lucky, we're out there.

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Cind said...

Keep dreamin' or
you could just go and find a woman with multiple personality disorder.

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

michele-thanks for your redemption!
I couldn't live with myself otherwise.. lol

margaret- where? where? please tell me.
Thanks for the visit.

southpaw-no probs.. cheers.

cind-huh! dream on' story of my life...
Do you have any particular woman in mind? Ha!Ha!Ha!
Cheers.

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

saby.. I put your comment up, just to show people how ignorant you are!
That seems to me to be a threat... is that the way of your culture that everyone seems to love?
God help us if it is...

 
At Wednesday, 16 August, 2006, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

You just described paradise...

Get rid of the fuckin' monkey! It's drivin' me nuts. I can only get about 2 feet!!!!

Hi Saby. Chill man. Life's too short as it is mate.

 
At Thursday, 17 August, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you pugsy wugsy are all of those women , bet you wont let that through

 
At Thursday, 17 August, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi there southpaw, is your bum still sore you suck it clean next time

 
At Thursday, 17 August, 2006, Blogger EKENYERENGOZI Michael Chima said...

rkjBeing good in bed means more to me than being a good cook. Because, my mother taught me how to cook. Let her just let me do the cooking. But she must make sure that she is very good in bed or I call 911.

God bless.

 
At Thursday, 17 August, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

four d's-ROFL.. OK I'll get rid of the monkey.
Cheers.

gentleman-hobbs-Well what can I say, I feel quite privileged. Thank You.
You are now added to my favourite sites box also.

d34dpuppy-neither can I.. lol
Cheers.

anon-You lost.. I don't hide away, like the scum you are and do.

pat the pirate-if you have any comments to make to a particular person, I suggest you leave them on that persons blog..
Thank You.

Orikinla Osinachi-Thank You!
God Bless! to you also.

 
At Friday, 18 August, 2006, Blogger Charles said...

That was a good Pugs, I have to copy this and give it to a co-worker. He's a player, I bet he would get a laugh out of it.

 
At Saturday, 19 August, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

Thanks charles.. Glad you liked it.

 

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