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Crinkley Bottom Extra: Another text from Goofy!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Another text from Goofy!



Goofy says: An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence.
For 40 mins they shagged like bastards arms and legs going everywhere until they finally fell 2 the floor.
Christ she said "you didnt fuck me like that 50yrs ago!
To which the old man replied "50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence"!






Pug says: "Geez.. good job he wasn't on Viagra at the time! I dread to think what would have happened.





NEWSFLASH!

‘Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin dies

Environmentalist, 44, killed by stingray on diving expedition


Pugs says: Damn I liked him to.

18 Comments:

At Monday, 04 September, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

There seems to be a problem here leaving comments!
Please inform me if your still having difficulty by leaving a message in the Ole Oggix shout box on the sidebar.
Thanks.

 
At Monday, 04 September, 2006, Blogger Hexter said...

What a shame, by a damn stringray.

 
At Monday, 04 September, 2006, Blogger Michele said...

Yea I liked that guy too.
He was like an animal
dare devil.

They say he died doing what
he loved,i guess that's
some type of comfort to
his family.

 
At Monday, 04 September, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

hexter-yep! it's ironic really aint it.

michele-I guess your right there, shame his wife wasn't with him at the time though.

 
At Tuesday, 05 September, 2006, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

a cracker (or possibly a crackling)

Stingray have denied any involvement in Steve Irwins death. Troy Tempest is threatening legal action over the accusation (after he's finished bonking Aqua Marina that is...)

 
At Tuesday, 05 September, 2006, Blogger Nothing said...

very nice blog! keep up the good work!

 
At Wednesday, 06 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey Pugs- I missed you too..

How are you doing?

I am having problems with your website..
I am using a mac computer and on both browsers your website loads very slow and freezes? I think it is a javascript you are using..

So if you do not see me often - you know why..I have to wait until I have access on a pc...

Miss you and wishing you a wonderful mid-week..

*hugs*

 
At Wednesday, 06 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sexy joke lol

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pugs--I have caught the V D Siphylis from you --bastard

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

greasy shit pig

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was a real man an Australian not a weak kneed pommie butterfly catcher or a septic tank yankee fly killer leave us to revere him.

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pugsy,i'll be in uk next week leave your address on this blog and i'll call and surprise you

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

four d's-lol.. nice to see your back ok.

udit-Thanks.

peety-Oh Dear! I shall have to sort that one out ASP. *Hugs*

leon-Glad you liked it. Thanks

 
At Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

michele-alias vest,saby and family, that's a new one! didn't know you could catch that through the internet. PLONKER!

anon-alias vest,saby and family, I didn't know pig shit was that greasy! YOU must spend a lot of time wallowing in it?

anon-alias vest,saby and family, most Australians carry pommie genes or have you forgot that. DUMB ASS!

rita-alias vest,saby and family, you will catch me in the House of Lords, failing that Buckingham Palace, London. after 22-00.

 
At Friday, 08 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

puggs,why dont you do something useful with your life you pathetic devonshire donkey, be truthful to yourself you have nothing in your crows nest.

 
At Friday, 08 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know where you live janna pugs an Im a going to get you oggie oggie dry land sailor how your weeping willy, you got it from rita and gave it michelle you beast
chinee pox not you get rid off' if you have pox you not moderate but poxy.

 
At Friday, 08 September, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

doris brooks-alias vest,saby and family, go back to school and learn to spell! Remember now it's Bogis Street.

rita-alias vest,saby and family, your the sort of people that spreads diseases around. Get a life!

 
At Sunday, 10 September, 2006, Blogger Charles said...

I didn't see that one coming. That was good. Now I can go to work on a positive note for a change.

 

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