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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Another text from Goofy!


Goofy says: Osama bin Laden sends George Bush a coded message 2 let him know he's still alive:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush is baffled.
Condi Rice & her aides & even the FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it.
They ask Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 replies: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.



Pug says: Ha!Ha!Ha! I'm glad you sent the text Goofy!
I don't wish to upset my friends from across the pond.
Cheers.

10 Comments:

At Thursday, 12 October, 2006, Blogger Simon Barrett said...

its a good job you are that side of the pond else the nsa would be tapping your phone hahahahahahaha

 
At Thursday, 12 October, 2006, Blogger Cind said...

Pugs, I get the 0773H bit but shouldn't the rest read VWV50?
Funny tho' ;-}

 
At Thursday, 12 October, 2006, Blogger Cind said...

Ah, now I see it hehe.....sorry had a few!!
;-}

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

zzsimonb-Thanks,
*say's Pugs looking over his shoulder..* LOL

Cind-didn't take you long to get over the flue! or is it the hot totties you were refering to.. LOL ;-}

Paopao Wang-seems like you have already made you own link(s)
Cheers.

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Memo from Osama :

1) Please stop riding your donkeys past and doing that "Wassssup" thing whilst I am taping messages to spread terror into the infidels hearts. It gives the wrong impression. Thankyou.

2) Will the graffiti artist who sprayed 'Osama shags donkeys' on the cave wall kindly remove it. I do not shag donkeys. The donkey reversed into me as I was releaving myself.

3) Ahmed. Chickens are for eating only. The excuse that the chicken reversed into you as you were releaving yourself is unnacceptable. Donkeys are a grey area.

4) Farouk. A sicknote from your doctor advising that you are too unwell to carry out a suicide bombing is not worth the sicknote it is written on. I promise you. Your illness will not be of any concern to you soon.

5) I believe we may have been infiltrated by American Special Forces. As a result I am appointing 4 of my most trusted soldiers as special anti-infiltration personnel. They are Ahmed, Omar, Mustapha and Dave.

Long live the Jihad!

Os the man

ps, will somebody please remove that asses head from my bed. Thank you.

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Blogger Michele said...

Ha ha good one my friend.
Have A great weekend
Cheers!

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Blogger Cind said...

Only men get the flu, I've had a head cold - silly Pugs!!
Erm, yes it was the toddies that did it, yes that's right - clever Pugs!! ;-}

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Blogger Charles said...

I'm not upset, I love that one. I wish someone did actually send that.

 
At Friday, 13 October, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surfed in on a BlogMad double credits run.

 
At Saturday, 14 October, 2006, Blogger Pugs said...

four d's-ROFL.. Very Good.
Cheers.

michele-glad you liked it.
Cheers my friend have a great weekend also.

Cind-of course! it was silly of me.. I did however give myself a pat on the back for getting the hot totties..erm toddies correct though.
Cheers.

charles-glad you liked that one.. I'll pop over later.
Cheers.

serra-thanks for popping in, nice of you to leave a comment whilst the double credits were on.
Cheers.

 

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