Forgive me father, mother, whatever, for I have not been active!

Pug says: “I feel really bad about this, erm.. father, mother, whatever. It has been 9 days since my last blog.
I know that people like michele, four dinners, Cind etc. etc. have worked really hard to make this blog thing work for me, leaving comments en'all and I’ve not been blogging for ages. I’m really sorry.”

Plus, "I had an affair with a woman, almost.."

The priest says: "What do you mean, almost?"

Pug says: "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest says: "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. Now say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."

Pugs leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
Pugs replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in" as he walked away with a grin on his face!

The New Beta Blogger!

Pug says: This is for my dear friend michele..

Yes! I have changed over to the New Beta Blogger and can assure all of you that it is very painless... Ha!Ha!

To be quite honest I can't see a lot of difference from the old Blogger, except that, your posts upload a lot quicker.

The sign up with Google is very straight forward.

So if you ask me it's as easy as pie! Don't be scared give it a try.. Ha!Ha!Ha!

Look at me... I'm a poet and didn't know it... ROFL

Oh! I nearly forgot... the change over is done within 2 mins, you just sit back and wait for an email from them to tell you everything is finished.

The flowers are for you michele..

What a month!

Pug says: I'm sorry guys, but I haven't been keeping on top of things of late, you could call it the PC Blues I suppose. Ha!Ha!Ha!

I think I told you in one of my older posts that I've been trying to sort out my broadband, well I have just gone wireless! yes! wireless! yet now I seem to have more wires hanging around than I had previously.

The package I received was suppose to come with a hub phone, that! will arrive in four weeks time so they tell me. (out of stock) "typical."
So in the mean time they have sent me two cordless phones, both of which have to find a home near a plug socket, (I think you're starting to get my drift) well to cut a long story short, after I completed the installation, tested all the equipment which involved six different ring tones (all going off at once) on six seperate phones, (which in a small bungalow isn't very pleasing to the ear I can tell you), found to my amazement everything was working fine.

Why six phones you might ask? well a phone beside both computers, a phone in each of the two bedrooms, the hub phone and the hall phone. (I have now lowered the volume on all of them) Ha!Ha!Ha!

All was going well up until a couple of nights ago, when at around 03.30 in the morning a huge lightening bolt cracked from the sky which set all the car and house alarms off in the road, I shot out of bed thinking that we were all under siege. Ha!Ha!Ha!
Checked everything was OK and went back to bed.

In the morning when I booted up the PC's I found that the lightening strike had hit the phones next to them as it blew out my modem cards in both PC's. (If it ain't one thing tis another)

I always turn the electric plugs off of an evening before I go to bed but never unplug the phone from the main sockets, who does? (I don't know how people in the States get on with the severe thunder and lightening storms they get) must cost them a fortune in modem cards.

I hate it when my computers aren't up to scratch, everything gotta be just right, not that I need modem cards right now seeing I'm on broadband, but they were handy to send faxes out.

Anyroad I am now left with a lounge that looks more like a warehouse that a bomb has just hit, with empty boxes strewn all over the floor.

Hopefully things will start getting back to normal in a week or two.. Ha!Ha!Ha!

Cheers my friends.

The Last of Desert Orchid!

The dashing grey, who won the Cheltenham Gold Cup in 1989, was much-loved by racing enthusiasts for his iron will and extreme adaptability.

The National Hunt icon won 34 races in total, including seven at his beloved Kempton, where four victories in the King George VI Steeple Chase underlined his immense talent.



Pug says: thought I'd pay my last respects to the old fella! he won me a few bob during his racing career. If you want to see his life in pictures click here.
Cheers.

One for the Boy's!

Saby & Vest were having gay sex. "I've Aids" said Saby. "Oh God" cried Vest. "Only kidding" said Saby, "I just love the way you tighten your arse when i say it."





Pug says: That about sums Saby and his friends up!
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Guy Fawkes Night!

Guy Fawkes Night

On 5th November 1605
Guy Fawkes plotted to blow up the Houses of Parliament!

Pug says: Sometimes I think it was a pity he didn't succeed!
Mind you, it's nice to think that the English still have a few traditions left.
Have a good night tomorrow (guys).. Ha!Ha! I cracked a funny! should get a penny for that one!
Don't do anything silly and be careful.
Cheers!

BT Broadband Sucks!

Pug says: I'm cheesed off with BT, they have really been getting up my nose these past couple of days.
I have just realised that I have been paying £20.27 a month for the last 4-5 months and only getting 2mb speed, I knew that they had a few new options but stayed with my old package thinking I was getting a better deal, not a bit like it.
After having a good arguement with BT trying to explain that I didn't want to sign up for another 12 month agreement but to increase my speed as other packages included were getting up to 8mb (they still refused to compromise with me in any way,) so I decided to take the option 3, at least I get £5 off a month for the 12 months plus I get the wireless hub etc.

I was seriously thinking of going with Talk Talk but apparently I couldn't get free broadband in my area so they wanted another £10 to use it.

If you ask me all broadband is one of the biggest rip-off's going, if you live next door to the exchange your laughing.

Cheers my friends.