Another text from Goofy!

Goofy says: Which is the odd 1 out?

1. Toaster.
2. Washin machine.
3. Dish washer.
4. Woman.

A toaster....
Its the only 1 that doesnt drip when its fucked!



Pug says: Very Good Goofy! Keep 'em coming..
Sorry guys.. that's just a quickie busy week this week.

Monkey Kick Off! Ends.

Monkey Kick Off!

and the Winner Is!

Charles!

Pug says: Congratulations Charles.. Well Done.

1ST) Charles made an excellent kick reaching 4802 monkey meters..

2ND) My personal best was 4767 monkey meters

3RD) ender, did claim a kick of 4880 monkey meters but I'm afraid there were no links to prove this, so has been relegated to 2ND to last position, as four dinners insists that he should be on the honours list in last place with a passable 3 monkey meters kick.

Thanks to all those who took part.

Take Care.

I did notice that at the finale of the UK Big Brother

they used the song theme from,

yes you guessed it!

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol!

Well Done, Pete!

I'm a Bigot

Pug says: OK! OK! I will try to keep this short, only I know people don’t like long posts.
So, I’m a Bigot! Their now! That is what some people want to hear.
I don’t like the word Bigot and don’t use it because it states in the dictionary that it is a person with strong, unreasonable, prejudices, especially regarding religion or race.
I have no problems with race; in fact I have quite a few friends that have coloured skin, some of which are very beautiful on the outside and some that are beautiful on the inside.

I do however have my own difference of opinion against some Religions.

I shall try to simplify it.

People who believe it is good, that women should stand if front of a crowd and be stoned to death just because they committed adultery.
People who believe it is good, that children no matter what age should be severely punished for doing minor things wrong.

People and associates who believe this is good, in my opinion are NOT GOOD people.

The above are just a couple of statements; I shall refrain from mentioning other, gorier details.

I have no problem with people who believe this, so long as they keep it in their Country of Origin, don't try to change our laws or try to bring your practices to other Civilised Countries.

I know Christianity was spread around the world but two wrongs don’t make a right.

When a child is murdered or a serial killer is caught, we all or at least the majority of us look at the television, mouths a gasp, and shout out, hang the bastard! or they should be hung drawn and quartered or cut his fucking balls off!
But that is just a spur of the moment.

I have an open mind about all things and nothing I quote nothing will ever change that, call me what you want names never hurt anyone.

This topic could go on forever, so I will finish it here and hope that this post will make someone very, very happy.

It's funny though how people can just turn a blind eye to the truth.

Take Care my friends.

A Perfect Relationship

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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

• 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

• 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

• 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

• 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

• 5. It's very, very important that these four bitches dont know each other.

Pug says: hmmm... I should be so lucky!
Perhaps in my dreams.
Oh! by the way that ain't my wording, it's a text that my old mate Keith sent me.

Ban Muslims from our skies

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Stop them flying.

Once again, British people are being inconvenienced by the activities of home grown Muslim terrorists who, it appears, have conspired to plant bombs on passenger planes leaving the UK.

The British National Party Executive's solution to this problem is to ban immediately, ALL MUSLIMS from flying out of (and in to) Britain until the security situation has been fully resolved.

During recent international football competitions, a similar ban on English football hooligans was carried out, when many football fans had their passports confiscated and travel restricted.If white working class men can be treated in this fashion it must be possible to apply a similar ban to Muslims.

We need firm Government action to resolve this crisis which will thus restore confidence in air travel and remove the serious inconvenience effecting air passengers at the height of the summer school holidays.



Pug says: There you go... now if that aint talking sense, I'll eat my hat!

No Posts

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Pug says: Sorry I haven't posted in a while, but I've been rather busy, running here there and everywhere these past few days.

A pal of mine who lives on his own, got admitted to hospital last week and on top of that his mother passed away! so things are a bit hectic, and will be for a while to come I expect.
He lives about 50 miles away... not bad you may think! but what with the holiday makers heading for the beaches and the narrow country roads they have down in Cornwall.. it's a nightmare.

Posts may be few and far between for a while
but at least you know why now.
Sorry!

I hate driving... Arghhh..

A Text to Send!

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A text to send to an unpopular friend!

Last night for fun we all chose nicknames as birds.
I got Owl. (wise and clever)
My mate got Kingfisher. (a good angler)
Oh! and you got Thrush. (an irritating twat)

Pug says: Hmmm... I know of quite a few who I can forward this too.
Thanks Yvonne for sending this to me, just wait till I see you again..


Latest update on the Monkey Kick Off: ender left a comment on the previous post claiming 4881.
Alas no Monkey Kick to prove it though!
ender please send the right link *wink wink*

Monkey Kick Off!

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Pug says: I was in the BlogMad shout box yesterday, when our dear friend ender spammed this through, it takes you to a page called the Monkey Kick Off!
I think I did quite well so now I am calling on you to challenge me, just click on the link above, I shall leave it there for a few days!
Cheers...

Latest update: Charles has taken the lead at the moment! tried all day yesterday to beat his score... No Chance! I can't even reach my personal best.. Ha!Ha!

I'm a British Christian and Proud of it!

Enough! is Enough!

Stop burying your heads
in the sand!

Look!

What is happening?

Why it is happening?

GREAT BRITAIN

IS

BRITISH

What was all this for?

Pug says: I watched a program this week, I tell you not it was scary.

Panorama investigates how funds from one of Britain's leading Islamic charities have helped build support for Hamas, which is regarded by Europe and America as a terrorist organisation.
To see more of this documentary below click here.

PANORAMA INSIDE THE DURA ISLAMIC SOCIETY FOR ORPHANS

JOHN WARE: I'm curious about that little sign up there. What exactly is it?

HASHEM RJOUB, ORPHANAGE DIRECTOR: 'Do not disappoint the orphan.' This is a Koranic verse. The Koran encourages us to protect the orphan.

JW: And that red colour coming down the arm and spilling over the world? What does that signify?

HR: By God... It's not clear whether it's blood or not, but in truth it looks like it might be.

JW: It conveys to me a picture of Islam dominating the world, and if necessary through bloodshed.

HR: It's true. This picture expresses the vision of the person who drew it. This doesn't necessarily mean that these things exist. I want to stress that Islam has ruled most of the world without blood. There was no blood, it was through persuasion.

Congrats and Prats!

Congratulations michele!

BlogMad Blog of the day Jazz Coffee!

Warning!!!
Apparently I have received information
from a good friend that virus infected emails
are being sent to people that have left comments on my blog!
Please make sure you check any strange emails with a virus checker before you open them!
Sorry about this..
Thanks

Pug says: Firstly, I would like to congratulate my dear friend michele for getting her first Daily recognition with Jazz Coffee as blog of the day on BlogMad.

Secondly, there are some evil prats about these days! so please take care opening your mail, there is no need to tell you who they are, I expect you have gathered that already.

Well I'm off to the Boat Club this evening, that time again.
Take Care.
Cheers.