Another text from Goofy!

Goofy says: 15 blokes chase a muslim through east london & beat the shit out of him.

A witness was asked why he didn't help, he said "to be honest I thought 15 was enough".







Pug says: Ha!Ha! Absolutely Brilliant! Just Brilliant Goofy!
I would send this on to vest-saby-julie-kershie etc. etc. if I had his or there mobile numbers..
Sounds appropriate.

Sorry! Pugs is Spaced Out! on the Quiet Life Pills!

Nervous Breakdown!

Pug says: I went to the doc this morning, told him that I'm a little stressed out, what with all that has been happening these past few days!
I dunno if michele is even michele any more! I said.
vest is saby and saby is keshie, keshie is Julie!
Oh! he said. I know, I said.
Then he said, I was heading for a nervous breakdown, gave me a prescription of quiet life pills or something, gave me a week off work and told me to take it easy!
Oh! and lay off them blog thing'ies he said.
Hmmm.. unusual! he didn't even mention the drink this time, I quietly said!

No probs there I said!

You don't need to be told twice! He said!
*ROFL*

Comment Moderation

Just another ordinary day at the office of the

Crinkley Bottom Extra!

Pugs at work!

Pug says: Sorry folks, but I've had to put on Comment Moderation as things are getting a little hot under the collar.
The office of the Crinkley Bottom Extra has come under attack once again.
Sorry for any inconvenience that this may cause to all my faithful friends.

Cheers..

I've gotta lay off the booze!

OK ALL YOU ALIAS'S JUST WAIT TILL I'M SOBER!

Pug says: I'm so confused! It's making me a nervous wreck! Can't anyone be trusted these days!

"SABY AND YOUR ALIAS'S I HATE YOU!"
(see comments left on earlier posts)



This Post has been deleted, as some of the contents, involved a link to vest-saby's blog and I don't wish any of my friends or readers to associate with trash like that.

Seven Bedroom House's

Pug says: Oh My Gawd! I've just seen on the BBC News that they are building seven bedroom houses for the Asian community in Oldham.
Apparently it's for those who have large families.
Why! Oh! Why! is this allowed when the British people are struggling to make ends meet.

I don't believe it!

Double Header!

Wow! Look! Pugs has a Double Header

Dated 23rd July 2006

Pug says: I just love BlogMad!
Don't You?

*Huh! believe that and you'll believe anything*

Yeah! What can one say!
lets have a celebration!
"Party Time!"

Ovulating and Menstruating

Pug says: A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his arse.

Gawd! I wonder if that's how women really feel?

Arggggh! saby strikes again!

Pug says: It looks as if the net is closing in on the terrorist of the blogosphere saby, he has been spotted on quite a few blogs, leaving a trail of devastation behind him.
His most recent activity was seen here at the office of Crinkley Bottom Extra!
Police from all constabularies around the country has been called in to help capture this evil villain before he flees the United Kingdom.

Lazy Day!

Phew!

Hey! I'm having a lazy day!

What do ya expect in this heat!

I was told to Keep Cool! and Drink a lot!

Hope your doing the same?

Cheers!

Another text from Goofy!

Goofy says: A loving husband had
I LOVE YOU tattoed on his penis.

When he got home he showed his wife.

There u go she said, tryin 2 put fuckin words in my mouth again.







Pug says: Ha!Ha!Ha! Oh I do love them jokes Goofy..

Britain is preparing itself to becoming a 3rd World Country!

Police say Sikh funeral pyre may have broken cremation laws

Sam Jones
Thursday July 13, 2006
The Guardian

Police are investigating what is claimed to be the first British religious funeral pyre in modern times, because they believe the blaze may have broken cremation laws which prohibit the burning of human remains in the open air.

Yesterday's pyre in Stamfordham, Northumberland, was arranged after Rajpal Mehat, a 31-year-old Indian-born Sikh, drowned in a canal in Southall, west London, last December. His family asked Davender Ghai, president of the Newcastle-based Anglo-Asian Friendship Society, to help after authorities refused to allow his remains to be flown back to India.

More on this article here..

Pug says: I'm sorry, but after seeing this on the news, my blood pressure is at boiling point again.
What on earth does this government think it's doing? The police ought to be given a severe reprimand for letting this go ahead.
I have no problem with other peoples beliefs but if they come to this Country then they should abide by our rules. If this is allowed to carry on then I can see Britain falling back in years and becoming a 3rd World Country.
We're supposed to be civilized and should be progressing, not slipping back in time, bowing down to other 3rd World Countries traditions.

For Christ's sake.. Get a grip on yourselves Britain.

I also think it's about time the Heads of the Christian Church started preaching it's faith instead of preaching about Gay marriages and the like. They are half to blame for letting all this happen. *Arggggh........*

Archaeology

Archaeology...

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to a museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent; as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left....

It says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!

Party Time

Many Happy

Returns of the Day!

Pugs

Pug says: Gosh what a lovely surprise!
I guess that's my weekend all planned out for me then!
Sorry folk's, I should be back up and running Monday! hehe...

Bad Day!

Pug says: Does anyone get those days where you get them funny gut feelings that there's something missing in your life?
Well that's how I'm feeling at the moment!
Gawd! I hope I'm not going in to a fit of depression!
This always seems to happen after I come back from holiday or a short break!
Perhaps I should get out more.
Gee's! I miss the sea and the life that went with it!

Weary Traveller Returns

Pug says: Yeah! I can see that you all missed me terribly over the weekend!
Well I'm afraid I'm back.
I shall just freshen up a bit and try get a few of my senses together!
"which I aint got a lot of I know".
Catch ya all later..

Oh! I see BlogMad still has this up on there notice board.

(Big things: There are big things on the horizon folks! Get ready!)

Ha!Ha! yeah! 2 Years later!
Cheers....



michele my friend.. I havent forgot you, I know it's your birthday this month, so the choc's are for you!

Weymouth model boat festival!

Weymouth’s
12th Annual International
Maritime Modelling Festival

Saturday 8th and Sunday 9th July 2006.

Pug says: This will be my last post for a few days, as you can see I’m off to Weymouth tomorrow for a long weekend!

I shall stay with my Irish Aunt, she likes a drink or two. Ha!Ha!
So no problems there!

Will catch ya all later..

Keep Well! and be Good!

Cheers.

Dreaming the 4th July Celebrations

Happy 4th July 2006

To all my American friends!

Oh! if only I were there!

Miserable Pug says: I am thinking of you all celebrating over there!

Please give a little thought for me here all alone!
Working hard to earn a crust of bread! Ha!Ha!

Have a nice day, be good, and if you can't be good be careful,
don't drink yourselves under the table!

Advice from an experienced Pugs. Ha!Ha!

Exhausted!

Pug says: I'm exhausted after shifting 5 tons of hardcore today!
the British heatwave we are having at the moment hasn't helped things either.
So that's me knackered!
I'm just taking it easy with a few ice cold beers in front of the television this evening.

Have a nice day everyone and don't forget to Keep Cool!

English footballers are crap!

Pug says: Well I've seen it all now! call themselves footballers! they couldn't kick there way out of a paper bag.
Best team England has ever had they said!
Well if that was anything to go by "Gawd help us".
All the money these players get and for what!
Beckham should be put out to pasture with a sell by date on his back!
Rooney needs a 3 year contract serving with the British forces to get a bit of self discipline knocked into him; as for the rest of the squad, a good year over obstacle courses to try and get them to work more closely together as a team wouldn't go a miss; and a good straight 10 mile run every day! instead of just doing simple "leg benders, a few practise penalty shoot outs, and a couple hop, skip and jumps", when training would in my view also be advisable.
Gawd! if I were Manager, they wouldn't know that there ass pointed downwards, I'd certainly get the publics monies worth out of them.

Portugal v England

Portugal 3 - 1 England

Thousands of England fans have gathered in Gelsenkirchen

ahead of the World Cup quarter-final match against Portugal.

Pug says: It is believed 30,000 England fans have tickets for the 1600 BST game that will be played under a closed roof at the AufShchalke Arena at 1600 hrs today.

}}}} *Come On England!* }}}}

A Day of mourning!

Sadly (John Boy) my Rosella passed away yesterday afternoon!
So it's a day of mourning for the house!
I shall miss our late night conversations,
the bird was the only one who took any notice of my drunken tales.