Another text from Goofy!

Goofy says: A guy walks up to a bird in a nite club, and says, hi, my names Bond ! She says, "dont tell me, its JAMES. He said, "no its, UNI, i'm here to fill yer crack.








Pug says: Blimey Goofy! the're getting worse rather than getting better.
Cheers old pal...

I would also like to say that I had 3 people who signed up to the exlinks so I have been credited with a referral for the launch!
Thanks to all of you!
Don't forget there's still time, just click the link in the sidebar or the links in the previous post.
Cheers.

exlinks

Click the link below to find out more information. http://www.exlinks.net/?invite=9f61408e3afb633e50cdf1b20de6f466

Digg

http://www.digg.com/software/eXlinks_Prelaunch

Pug says: I don't know what this exlinks is all about I'm sure!
I was just told to get in quick for some reason.
So get clicking my friends! Cheers.

PS. Bloggers playing up again can't seem to put the link in the text or pictures at the moment, that's why I've left it open.

The Old and the New!

Out with the old Betsy!

Mondeo 1.8 Turbo Diesel

and in with the new Betsy!

Toyota Yaris 1.0 Petrol

Pug says: Well it's a bit of a come down really, not that I'm all that interested in what power a car got these days, as long as it gets you to A-B without any trouble is fine by me.

Having said that I shall miss old Betsy, she was damn comfortable on long journeys, if she passed the M.O.T. I would have been tempted to keep her as a second car, but sadly she didn't, so now I have put her up for auction on eBay.

Someone with a bit of mechanical knowledge will get a good buy there as she didn't fail on much, just the brakes and a few minor things £50-£100 at most if a mechanic did it.

So I'm half way there with these damn cars, I shall be glad when it's all done and dusted.

Catch ya all later! Be Good.

BlogMad Rocks

Kinetiq

This is cool

block.blogmad.net

Banners

200 x 200

Crinkley Bottom Observer:

I thought this one looked quite good for the Observer.
(Quite intellectual don't you think?)







Crinkley Bottom Extra:

What about this one for the Extra?
(Just the job... yeah! or neah!?)







Pug says: I was going to have another rant at BlogMad for not giving me an explanation as to how bookofliar just appeared from thin air to 3rd position on the top surfer list with (50035) surfs.

Apparently you can buy credits now and I see there is a limit of 50000 creds for sale, so I am assuming that the bookofliar has something to do with this.

So I shall keep my mouth shut or should I say fingers at bay and play a waiting game for a little while.

Above are a couple of banners that I quickly made up for the block.blogmad.net, I shall see what happens next only I made a boo boo and uploaded the Observer banner on the Extra, you can't get in to change it at the moment, so hopefully they will alter it so's you can.

Oh! and you have to wait and see if your banners are approved first though, by the Administration... this should be a laugh! as you all know, I'm not the Admins favourite blogger at the moment. They don't like criticism!

Trying Times

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and hope to be back on air as soon as possible!
meanwhile!
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Time for a change!

Pug says: Well it's that time of the year again!
Old Betsy's MOT is due the end of this month, and I've been running around like a headless chicken looking for a good second hand car to replace her.
I want a smaller vehicle, something good on fuel, good to the environment and cheap on tax.
I rather fancy a Toyota Yaris, so anyone who has any knowledge of them good or bad, your comments would be much appreciated.
Time is running out as the MOT is due on Friday!

Cheers!

The Pope!

Pug says: Three cheers for the Pope!
HIP HIP! HOORAY!
HIP HIP! HOORAY!
HIP HIP! HOORAY!

I read an interesting post on Prying1's Blog this morning and I couldn't agree more with what he said.

Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday!

Peety!

Best Wishes!

Pug says: Have a lovely day peety! don't drink to much.

*Big Hugs*

BlogMad Wall of Shame

BlogMad Wall Of Shame

Self Praise is No Recommendation!

Pug says: Talk about self praise! well the BlogMad administration takes the cake.
They can't even put up a decent page for the Wall Of Fame, I've seen better junk mail pages than that!
Below is a comment left from Rush on my post Blogmad is Bad when I reached the 30K BlogMad status limit.
I would like some sort of public explanation how this came about! Have I been surfing all these crappy blogs for nothing?

Paul said...

Congrats guys but it doesn't end there I'm afraid.

If you look at the bottom of the blogmad site you'll notice something called a wall of fame, we'll be making a few changes that allow people who have hit the 30k target to achieve a new target and get a permamnet link on the wall of fame.

We'll keep you posted but congrats none the less guys :-)

Pug says: Bullshit!

I think it's time for a cabinet reshuffle.

Anonymous Day!

Anonymous's!

Today's your Day!

Pug says: I had a few anonymous comments left on my previous post, which I thought I would let through, apparently Saby, Vest and there alias's must be at a loss, perhaps his book ain't selling as hoped.. Ha!Ha!Ha!

I can't be bothered to post anything else, I'm to busy building my water feature in the garden. The water is draining away at the moment, so I'm trying to find out how it's leaking, will seal it tomorrow.

Cheers..

Another text from Goofy!

Goofy says: An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence.
For 40 mins they shagged like bastards arms and legs going everywhere until they finally fell 2 the floor.
Christ she said "you didnt fuck me like that 50yrs ago!
To which the old man replied "50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence"!






Pug says: "Geez.. good job he wasn't on Viagra at the time! I dread to think what would have happened.

NEWSFLASH!

‘Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin dies

Environmentalist, 44, killed by stingray on diving expedition


Pugs says: Damn I liked him to.

Just a wee break!

Pug says: Sorry for not keeping you posted guy's, but I had a pretty busy couple of weeks just gone.
What with running two and fro Cornwall making funeral arrangements and on top of that trying to get my drive finished which I'm glad to say is now completed.

I must say that I feel very privileged to have such good friends that were worried as to my whereabouts! Thank You all for your concern.

To be quite honest I enjoyed being away from blogging for a while, now I'm finding it hard to get back into it again.. lol

Take Care my friends.