Another text from Goofy

Goofy says: Hi.. I hear a new royal mail stamp with a clitoris on it has been withdrawn from sale as it proved unpopular with men. As only 5% knew how to lick it properly!

Is that right?






"Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Pugs says: Yeah I guess... I suppose the guys in fairyland have the same problem.

Romola Garai

Pugs says: I think I'm in Love... Romola Garai was indeed ace in The Incredible Journey of Mary Bryant.

Seems Kevin Harris of Tewkesbury has the same opinion as me, this indeed is a fine and upcoming actress.

I just had to break my silence with the media player....

Re: a couple of posts earlier.... I said that these illegal imigrants were causing trouble, now perhaps all them do-gooders will shut there mouths and take it a bit more seriously.

No Music No Post

WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT?

What shall I do ?

Pugs says: I have been looking at this heap of hardcore for an hour now. What does it mean WORK!
I have to shift this bloody lot by hand and wheelbarrow.
Do you ever get them days when you think Oh! Balls to it I'll do it tomorrow? Well it's either this or the pub... what do ya think?
Well if you don't hear from me for a while you know that I've been struck down with an hernia or suffering from a bad hangover...

Mary Bryant

Pugs says: Eeeer.. what a brilliant epic this was. All about a Cornish lass shipped out to Australia for stealing a loaf of bread, and her fight to get back to Cornwall.

See... they breed them well down our part of the Country.

The British National Party

Can you just sit there and watch as our country is being ripped apart by the forces of multiculturalism? The BNP cannot do anything without your full and active support - join, donate, get involved. Today is the day to do something.

Membership of the British National Party is open to those of British or kindred European ethnic descent. While we welcome contact and co-operation with nationalists and patriots of other races, and with the many non-whites who also oppose enforced multi-racialism, we ask them to respect our right to an organisation of our own, for our own, as we respect and applaud their measures to organise themselves in like fashion.

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I had a dream... You've got mail

Pugs:

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly-sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand. this not knowing has its charms.

A couple of weeks later

pugs:

You're crazy about him--

michele:

Yes. I am

pugs:

Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?

A long beat.

michele:

I don't actually know him.

pugs:

Really.

michele:

We only know each other--oh, God, you're not going to believe this--

pugs:

Let me guess. From the Internet.

michele:

Yes.

pugs:

"You have mail"

michele:

Yes.

pugs:

Very powerful words

michele:

yes.

pugs says: Hey! this only happens in the movies....

the drink and big-al's pot didn't mix well last night... come on!

Mind you I wont tell you how it finished... that's censored.. lol

Bitterness is Sweet

God! I feel rough today.

This chap looks how I feel.

This bloke could do with some vocal lessons too, I tell you now... this is no cure for a hang-over. Be Warned!

Pics courtesy of b3ta

Happy Easter

Pugs says: Don't go over doing it now guys, steady on the wine and beer!

Animal Rights Activist

These animal rights activist have got a lot to answer for.

Don't get me wrong, I love animals. I had my faithful dog Sacha for 19 years, we went through quite a lot together, even though I was away from home for a month at a time for some of them.

But last night was the last straw, I was watching the West Country News and an elderly man was in tears because his cattle had to be destroyed, and his last words were "I wish I was shot with them".

All this stems from animal rights conservationist and the argument of Bovine TB in badgers spreading to cattle.

Let's get real here... the farmers are not asking to wipe out the population of badgers altogether, but to contain them.

OK.. OK.. I know that some people, quite a few in fact prefer animals to human beings, perhaps because they don't or can't answer back, but say if an unknown disease broke out like the (Black Death) of London, then these activist would be the first to shout there mouths off if it started wiping them out.

I had a look through at some of the animal rights web pages and all I can see is young girls in swimsuits waving banners... (well if that aint self esteem I don't know what is.... Look at my body guys not the plaque I'm waving) they only do it to get publicity I'm sure of it.

I wonder if they go home of an evening rubbing there hands and saying to themselves..
Great.. That's another human beings life that we have stressed out, just ruined, mentally and financially.

Believe me, all the animals on a farm are treated as one of the family and there's nothing more hearbreaking then watching your family being destroyed.

These activist ain't human or they wouldn't be bringing this on there own kind.

Immigration in the U.K.

I just had to post these comments relating to michele's blog post from Dzod:

(We have a similar problem in the UK with immigration. Our shores are being bombarded with every waif and stray from all walks of life. We even have Taliban living in our suburbs. The UK is far too soft a country. All these so called asylum seekers know how generous our benefits are and will do anything (including having sex with immigration officers)to get into the country. This is a shame as they are denying the genuine asylum seekers the oppertunity to live in a country where they will not be persecuted.

Illegal immigrants have a hard time in the UK in that they legally cannot get a job without a national insurance number, or get benefits or a house or child support or anything else for that matter. More often than not they end up with no identity working in either a sweatshop or a brothel. Best advice is dont come to the uk illegally because you will be pimped by non British citizens.

What saddens me is that asylum seekers are supposed to seek asylum in the next nearest safe country. You cannot choose your country of asylum. I find it very rude and disrespectful to the host country i.e. us.

What saddens me even more is that politicians like it because it brings more "diversity" to the country. Bollocks!! They only have a globalist agenda.)

Pugs says: I couldn't have put it better myself, the only thing that Dzod left out was if they don't get work in a sweatshop or brothel then they turn to serious crime, that is why you can't walk the streets at night by yourself. This is where the trouble lies.

Royal Mail

I don't know about flying the Union Jack to celebrate it's 400th year, but they ought to burn the Royal Mail logo.

I received an Easter Card today and this is how it came through the letter box.
This is the second time that this has happened the first one was at Christmas. I have put in a complaint and they responded by saying that it could have been caused by there machines.

Hmmm... seem's strange that this always happens on the holiday periods, don't you think?

Anyhow! I suggest that they make a thorough check on the employee's that they sign up these day's or employ a decent mechanic to ensure that the machines are running properly.

I wonder if any one else has had the same problem? would be interesting to find out.

British Bull Dogs

What ever happened to the saying of the "Old British Bull Dog Breed"

Honestly the British public are getting softer by the day; Too many do-gooders if you ask me.

Can't people see that we are only a small island, yet still the illegal immigrants pour in and our High Court Judges are siding with them. They break every rule in the book and still get away with it.

Talk about being a soft touch, I read an article that Barnze brought up yesterday about a judge apologising to an armed robber for having to give him a 5 year jail sentence.

What with the Sham marriages in yesterday's news. Who rules who? It makes our Government look like idiots, and sure enough, we the public voted them in.

Anyway, I could go on like this forever but it makes my blood boil just thinking about it... It's about time the British public stood up for themselves and regained our proper name as the "British Bull Dog Breed".

Tickled Pink

Please Stop! Don't tickle me.

This picture should bring a smile to your faces, it's better than Walt Disney Characters, look at the expression on the face.

Found this picture yesterday, reminds me of someone I know. lol....

Damn "Numbersixvalverde"

Numbersixvalverde gave 20-year-old Niall 'Slippers' Madden a first John Smith's Grand National ride to remember when becoming the fifth Irish-trained winner of the great race in the last eight years.
In a typically incident-packed race that saw only nine horses complete the course, it was the Irish National winner who stayed on best of all at odds of 11/1 to beat last year's hero Hedgehunter and Clan Royal in a thrilling finish.
The trio appeared to have few excuses having missed the many horses falling around them throughout the four-and-a-half miles, and had the race between them from the second last.
All three looked to be travelling well but the stamina worries surrounding 5/1 joint-favourites Hedgehunter and Clan Royal on the rain-softened ground came to the fore, and Numbersixvalverde powered clear on the run-in having edged ahead at the last to win by six lengths.
Hedgehunter ran a great race under top weight to take second ahead of Clan Royal, who made a shocking mistake early on the second circuit and now looks destined never to win following last year's unlucky effort.

Pugs says: Oh well! that's my little flutter down the drain, not much luck this year, load of crap really. Story of my life.. lol

The Grand National

Today is Grand National Day!

Most people in the U.K. have a little flutter on this race...

So Best of Luck to all of you.

I Don't BELIEVE........ It !!!

Crinkley Bottom Observer

Pugs says: "I think they got this wrong somehow.. lol"

I was surfin through them blogs yesterday and came across the above picture on one of them. I think it was (marcoos.techblog) stating that he got to number 5 as one of the fastest growing WordPress.com blogs.

Yeah! it must of been on Double credit day with blogmad when this happened.

Still... you know, I might just frame it, because I don't think it will ever happen again...

Eat your heart out marcoos.. hee! hee! hee!

I think this causes for a celebration don't you... just may have I or 2 today... lol

Fairyland is pretty Fucked Up

This is a text I recently received from Goofy

GOOFY SAYS:
Snow White has Aids, The Three Little Pigs are in jail for sex offences. Red Riding Hood is pregnant with Wolf’s baby. Goldilocks is a lesbian. Richard Carkett smuggles drugs and Jane is beating the shit out of Barbie because Ken is gay and he gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Cinderella are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for wild group sex! So, fairyland is pretty FUCKED UP….

How are things there with you lot….??

Pugs says: Pretty much the same here really.

The meaning of the word Moors

My very good friend michele, asked me if I could explain the word moors to her, that is a very good question! and the answer is, I don't really know.
It is land similar to that of the Plains and Prairies of America. Dartmoor, Bodmin moor and the Yorkshire moors are all very similar, but of course, on a much smaller scale than that of America.

The common land that forms the moor is the key element in defining the landscape and has been gradually shaped and carved by mans activity over the past six thousand years. The upland has always been used as an area of seasonal grazing and only in comparatively recent times has enclosure and settlement crept up onto the higher moor. Today it can be difficult to distinguish between common land and areas of unimproved fenced grassland which abutt these open areas.

If not for michele's sake, I myself would like to know where the word moor originated from. So if anyone reading this post has any more info on it please let me know. Thanks.

Hope this helps michele... one thing, if your posts don't get to people your questions do... lol

I've been surfing the web for almost 2 hrs now trying to find the answer.

Boat Club

Well... another day, I'm off to the Boat Club this evening, don't know why I go really! it's pretty boreing, they go over the last months mins, talk about the upcoming events and usually ends up with a big arguement. Still it's not so bad if you have a couple of pints beforehand.

This is a picture of my model tug Garnock.. it took a nose dive whilst towing two granite barges last year, lol.. don't know if it has dried out yet! haven't tested it.

Below is a picture of it in an old clay pit on the moors, it looks as if it's at sea, good hey!

Knackered

Phew! glad this day's over; I'm that knackered I haven't even got the energy to press the keys on the keyboard; So sorry folks. Not much news today, perhaps tomorrow.
I don't think the beer helped much either.

GOD! I feel good this morning

This is the area where I live.. Beautiful ain't it

Don't ask me why I just do...

Well.. can't hang around here all day... I've got things to do and people to see.

Hum didley hum dum, Hum didley do, Hum didley hum dum, May hit a pub or two!

Hmmm. time is now 1700 hrs ... don't feel so good! bit dizzy in the head.. perhaps a drop of scotch will help.

Today is April Fools Day

You may see the video, there again you might not. Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!